BBC News reports that the Baltesz family, in addition to more conventional methods such as hanging "missing" posters, recently attempted to lure their missing pooch home with a scent trail of their own creation. They left a track of their own urine pointing the way. Though the solution was reportedly "very, very diluted," some locals--including members of the Bristol City Council--are none too pleased at the idea.

Louise Baltesz says she understands that neighbors are upset and she's concerned but "too emotionally drained to think about it." Apparently emotion is not all she's drained of. Baltesz, whose entire family is contributing their toil, tears, and sweat (and urine) to the recovery effort, says she learned of the idea from--where else--the Internet. An area veterinarian didn't rule out success for this method but added that he would be pleasantly surprised if it worked.

Reportedly there have been several Simon sightings but the dog is still at large.